Ang sarap laruin ng titi ko sa SELOS

Nang dahil sa selos napajakol na nman ako

Daming tamod na lumabas,tanggal ang soundings sa dami ng tamod

Naliligo ako habang tinigasan at nagjakol ako,pero biglang dumating ang asawa ko at nahuli ako

Nahuli ni lola ngjajakol sa kusina

Nagjakol ako sa hagdan habang nanonood ang aking asawa

A special order from China. A neighbor saw a doll with your face and immediately said hello.

When a doll with your face was put into mass production, people started recognizing you on the streets.

I turned 54. My penis is almost completely erect. My family gave me a silicone bride.

WHEN I PUT MY DICK IN YOU SOMEONE BIT ME INSIDE! BUT IT WAS NICE!

Let's try it! 📑The instructions say that if you hang it up, you can experience an unearthly orgasm.

My friends are arguing about who confused my real wife with a doll

My family thinks I'm doing 💪pull-ups on the bar. 😈But there's something else hanging on the bar.